We’ve had some bad bitches featured on our Pipe List to say the least; and yes that’s including Betty White. Washing my hair this morning it occurred to me that we’ve clearly missed one of the baddest of the bad; as bad as the movie Soul Plane or that little ass hole who always kicks girls he likes at recess. Justin Timberlake was an utter fool to allow such a prototype to slip through his hands. And if you think I’m talking about Brittany, close your laptop, fill your pockets with rocks, walk to the nearest bridge and jump. I can’t be the only one that remembers that scene in ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry’ when Jessica Biel came in from out of the rain and elected to slip out of her clothes into something a bit more dry. That movie was by no means Oscar worthy material, but that scene was a damn good executive decision by the producers. So now that you obviously know who this Pipe List chica is, lets get to the pics.
This is one of my favorite shots from the GQ spread a few years back
Damn is the most appropriate word for this shot
Another GQ spread image.
You can’t go wrong when you look as good with your clothes on as you do with them off…
Jessica Biel Rocking a Double Beaded Versace gown at last years Vanity Fair Oscar party. I loved this gown!
And one more for the road…
Jessica Biel in the flick Powder Blue a couple years back… If you haven't seen it, you might want to make that Red Box move.
And for the record, Borzou, if you have any objections to this Pipe List nominee than I challenge you fistacuffs you hooligan…