So if you didn’t already know, Mother’s Day is on Sunday. Good thing I’m reminding you guys now so you can book brunch at one of those bad chain restaurants like Cheesecake Factory, and buy a dozen roses from the “hussel man” that’ll be standing on side of the street. I absolutely hate these Hallmark holidays, because if you really care for someone, you tell their ass all the time.
There will be no sappy cards or poems here at Prepster Punk. Today we honor MILFS, and if you don’t know what that is, you definitely shouldn’t visit this site anymore.
Angelina Jolie. She’s hot and like to adopt kids from all over the damn world. her dinner table looks like a damn Benetton ad, but we love her for it.
Victoria Beckham. She can dress her flat skinny ass off, and I can’t get enough. The main reason I added her to the MILF list is because of the way she effortlessly strides around in 7 inch heels tending to her kids. This is the mark of a true woman.
Heidi Klum. She’s a Victoria Secret model for crying out loud. Her body definitely snapped back after having her kids. She didn’t even let herself go after her break up with Whale or Seal or whatever his name is…
Jada Pinkett. Even though she’s a little butch for my taste, her body is amazing after having all those kids. His wife Will is a mega superstar, and they’re pimpin’ their kids out like Joe Jackson. Sounds good to me.
Nicole Ritchie. Hopefully she’s not easy like Sunday morning, but obviously she gave it away a couple times in order to make the list. Her kids Sparrow and Harlow are adorable, and she is too. She totally killed the red carpet at the Met Gala the other night. The dress was by Topshop, which tells you that you don’t have to spend a lot of money to look amazing. Kudos.
Beyonce. Of course she’d make the list. Duh.
Brandy. Thank goodness she got rid of those awful braids. She’s definitely stepped up her game, and I think she looks great. She finally found looks that work for her. You gotta love your 30′s for helping you find fashion clarity.
Halle Berry. Most definitely a MILF, and she’s prego again! At 46, she looks better than most 26 year olds I know. I’d hit that.
Gisele Bundchen. She’s Brazilian, that’s all I have to say.