Timing being of the essence, Beyonce is reported to be on the edge of her tour and will finish shortly before her pregnancy is showing. The rumors regarding the pregnancy began during the Met Gala May 6th and were closely connected with Beyonce’s choice of wardrobe; a Givenchy frock.

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One of the hottest sandals of the season by Gucci.  The ‘Victoire’ $700.  www.gucci.com

Girls love change.  This means they need a change purse.  This one is great.  ’Popsicle’ change purse by Kate Spade New York $78.  www.katespade.com

If you’re in the dog house, chances are you guys aren’t fucking.  You have your hand to help you out, she may need this… Glass Dildo with 24 Karat “raised veins” $65 on Etsy.com.

Girls like jewelry–all kinds.  So if you haven’t gotten her the engagement ring yet, this may make her forget about it for about 15 minutes.  Interlocking rope necklace by C Wonder $78.  www.cwonder.com.

Girls like clothes.  It’s hot out now, so they need stuff like this.  We love this tank, because it’s perfect for some side boob action, and who doesn’t like side boob?  ”Two Scoops” Tank by Nasty Gal $28 www.nastygal.com.

“Fuck Off” chandelier earrings by Melody Ehsani around $50.

Most guys run to Louboutin because they don’t know any other brand.  Try something new for once.  Put your girl onto some new shit, she’ll be impressed.  Alexander Siradekina Spring Summer Collection tassel pumps.

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The single, however, is old news, as Cool Hand has gave it to us last month.. I’ve been a huge Daft Punk fan since they released Homework in 1997, and am not eager to explain their relevance to a new crowd of EDM listeners. Fortunately, the Guardian did an awesome review on the album, which, in short, is amazing. The album. The review too, but mostly the album.

So why the fuck am I reposting about an article Cool Hand posted about last week? Even though the album doesn’t drop until June 11th, you can stream the entire thing for free now on iTunes. So go get it.

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Well, technically it would mean she has one tit. A double mastectomy, which is what she got, means she has none. Its a sad day for all of us. The recap, for those of you who missed it, is that her mother died of cancer at a young age. Jolie did some extensive genetic testing, and found that she had an 87% of getting breast cancer. So she cut her tits off. I mean, the right way, like at a doctor’s office, but still. Sad face. The good news is she now has a 5% chance of getting it.

So there a couple things I think are important here.

1. Brad Pitt is amazing. He signed off on this. I know what you’re thinking, her life was on the line, but there was a 13% chance she WOULDN’T! With their money you’d think she could just upgrade to better tits, but from what we know of her she’s probably pimping the scars like a badge of honor. Which, frankly, I’m okay with.

2. This is a big deal. Not just that she did it, but that she told us. Hopefully it will inspire more woman to do the same thing. I mean, we love breasts, but we love you more ladies. You can read her story here, but since you read this you don’t really need to.

3. Some people are up in arms that insurance doesn’t cover this and she could only do it cause she’s rich. Not the mastectomy, insurance covers that, the genetic testing. I assumed that this was some super expensive procedure, but its not, the whole fucking thing was $4k. I know not EVERYONE has that kind of cash laying around, but if your life is on the line, I’m sure you can figure it out. Honestly my wife has has handbags that cost more than that.

For those of who don’t have the loot, and want to do some genetic testing, try 23 and me. Its pretty amazing genetic testing, for $99. I ordered my kit (its just sitting in my house) but haven’t sent it back yet. You can anticipate a full write up when I do, assuming my results are good, if they’re bad you’ll never hear about this again.

4. Some people are obviously hating. Cause that’s what people do. As always, they can go fuck themselves.

So props to Angelina for choosing health over vanity and being brave enough to tell her story to help other women and blah, blah, blah…   your tits will be missed though… RIP.

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“I’ve been called many names like perfectionist, difficult, and obsessive. I think it takes obsession, takes searching for the details for any artist to be good…”

–Barbara Streisand

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Fashion made affordable really does something to me. I can think of several collaborations with designers in recent years that have really elevated my wardrobe while saving me the trouble of breaking my piggy bank and/or the hours upon hours of time it takes to thrift.

After a very successful collaboration with Jason Wu Target has contracted Phillip Lim for a 2013 fall line that will feature over 100 items including footwear, apparel, travel gear and accessories. The line will feature both menswear and womenswear and price points for the clothing will range from 19.99 to 299.99 and 19.99 to 59.99 for accessories. Target’s senior vice president of merchandising Trish Adams had this to say about the collaboration “Phillip is a designer we’ve had our eye on for years. His aesthetic is modern and sophisticated, and he shares Target’s vision of democratizing design… This fall, 3.1 Phillip Lim for Target will offer our guests a compelling reason to update their wardrobes, with an assortment of versatile, beautifully tailored must-haves for both women and men.”

The line hits Target stores September 15th 2013.

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The video “Blurred Lines,” features mainly all nude models, allusions to bestiality (yes that’s when humans fuck animals) and balloons that spell out Robin Thicke has a big dick. Even as I pen the description and details therein I’m thinking that the video, which I’ve seen, sounds super raunchy. This in fact couldn’t be further from the truth. Everything from the wardrobe to the font of the lettering in the video is shot very clean. It doesn’t hurt that the song is produced by none other than the Neptunes. Pharrell of course appears in the video with the other guest star, T.I.; who anchors the track with a verse. Paula Patton, Robin Thicke’s wife (actress and one of the most gorgeous women on the planet), had this to say regarding the video after it’s banishment from everywhere, “Violence is ugly. Nudity is beautiful. And the ‘Blurred Lines’ video makes me wanna…”

I for one am looking forward to Thicke’s upcoming album. He couldn’t have gone more outside the box with this video and has already confirmed most of the artist featured on the “Fucking Problems” song on his album. Kendrick Lamar, 2Chainz and Asap Rocky all have confirmed featuring spots on Thicke’s upcoming studio album. Nudity, rap and the word Fuck, what could be better?!

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