Guys are constantly doing shit to fuck up, we wouldn’t be guys if didn’t. Here are a couple of gifts that will secure your place back in the bed, and get you off the couch. Good Luck fuckers.
One of the hottest sandals of the season by Gucci. The ‘Victoire’ $700. www.gucci.com
Girls love change. This means they need a change purse. This one is great. ’Popsicle’ change purse by Kate Spade New York $78. www.katespade.com
If you’re in the dog house, chances are you guys aren’t fucking. You have your hand to help you out, she may need this… Glass Dildo with 24 Karat “raised veins” $65 on Etsy.com.
Girls like jewelry–all kinds. So if you haven’t gotten her the engagement ring yet, this may make her forget about it for about 15 minutes. Interlocking rope necklace by C Wonder $78. www.cwonder.com.
Girls like clothes. It’s hot out now, so they need stuff like this. We love this tank, because it’s perfect for some side boob action, and who doesn’t like side boob? ”Two Scoops” Tank by Nasty Gal $28 www.nastygal.com.
“Fuck Off” chandelier earrings by Melody Ehsani around $50.
Most guys run to Louboutin because they don’t know any other brand. Try something new for once. Put your girl onto some new shit, she’ll be impressed. Alexander Siradekina Spring Summer Collection tassel pumps.